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Wednesday, March 29, 2006

Cat ambushes Avon lady, gets hit with restraining order

lucas, I think Dave has officially been outdone:

"FAIRFIELD, Conn. (AP)- Residents of the neighborhood of Sunset Circle say they have been terrorized by a crazy cat named Lewis. Lewis for his part has been uniquely cited, personally issued a restraining order by the town's animal control officer."
"[Sharp claws and] catlike stealth, have allowed Lewis to attack at least a half dozen people and ambush the Avon lady as she was getting out of her car."
"Animal Control Officer Rachel Solveira placed a restraining order on him. It was the first time such an action was taken against a cat in Fairfield. In effect, Lewis is under house arrest, forbidden to leave his home."


At March 29, 2006 12:56 PM, Blogger Lucas said...

Whatever. Dave would totally kick Lewis' ass and he would have the crowd behind him because Dave saves his vengeful hatred for other felines. He leaves the helpless Avon ladies alone. Go Dave Go!


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