Pirates and squirrels... living harmoniously?

This is from me mateys over at Office Pirates. Apparently some kind of follow-up to the old "you don't have to be nuts to work here but it helps" chestnut.
The problem is that I really, really hate squirrels. I mean squirrels piss me off almost as much as monkies amuse me. I don't want to be the squirrel - I want to kill the squirrel! Office Pirates obviously didn't do their post-graduate work at the same Institute of Advanced Pirate Studies that I did.