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Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Gentlemen, start your moustaches!







That's right, the next World Beard and Moustache Championship is only a year and a half away. On September 1, 2007 a new 'Stache-master of planet earth will be crowned. That lucky fella could be you! I've provided some inspiring photos and some peeks at the competition above. Here is a graphic example of the categories available for the moustache competition. I'm trying to decide between the English and the Handlebar myself. See ya in Brighton!
The Chap provides news and advice for debonair moustacheketeers everywhere.
Salon ran this great article about Las Vegas' annual Mustacho Basho.
Best of all Cheappop rates celebrity moustaches, using the Bert-ometer 5000.

7 Comments:

At April 19, 2006 9:41 AM, Blogger Lex Ham Rand said...

Howdy pirate. That's some hilarious facial hair.

Lex ham pride, yo.

 
At April 19, 2006 11:01 AM, Blogger The Pirate of Selby Avenue said...

hey Rand! Does this mean you're joining the 'stache brigade?

 
At April 19, 2006 11:09 AM, Blogger Lex Ham Rand said...

No can do. I am follicularly challenged. No can do facial hair.

 
At April 19, 2006 1:34 PM, Blogger Lucas said...

Good choice Rand. Very few can get away with the mustache only look. Guys end up looking like cops, and I always think of gay cops but I think that's just from my memories of the Village People.
Kind of how the pirate looks when he dons his sherriff shirt, reflective sunglasses and pre-teen uppper lip fuzz. Hot. So hot.

 
At April 19, 2006 5:12 PM, Blogger Voix said...

Sexy 'staches.

Kinda funky with the aeroflot look near the bottom though. That would creep me out when the owner was swimming and it started to droop all funky like.

 
At April 20, 2006 8:18 PM, Blogger Moncrief Speaks said...

I can't remember the name of guy #2, but I once sat a few rows in back of him on a plane. LeRoy Neiman! Or summink. Or nuffink.

 
At April 20, 2006 8:23 PM, Blogger The Pirate of Selby Avenue said...

Actually, moustache #2 is a previous Moustache Champion and from Germany. Apparently, competitive facial hair growing is all the rage over there. Normally, I'd insert some lame joke about how it's better that their growing crazy moustaches than annexing the Sudentenland or something - but the last five years have really sucked all the fun out making fun of Germany for their past sins. Something about throwing bricks from inside glass houses...

 

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