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Thursday, March 30, 2006

Toilet-bombing family arrested at last!




If the family that prays together stays together, what happens to the family that bombs portable toilets together? Apparently, they go to jail. The Strib reports:
"Four members of a family from Frost, Minn., were arrested Tuesday after authorities found 114 explosive devices and more than 20 pounds of explosive materials inside their home and buried in their yard.

The suspects are a mother and father and their 19- and 15-year-old sons, authorities said. Faribault County authorities said the suspects are linked to a half-dozen mailbox explosions in rural Freeborn County over the past few months and the bombing of a portable toilet in Albert Lea, Minn., in the past week. A second bomb was found in Albert Lea but did not explode."

Wow.
Kinda sounds like an episode of Little House on The Prairie doesn't it? After a hard day of harvesting corn and churning butter and whatnot, Ma, Pa, and the youngins a hitch a team to the wagon and head on into town for some good, wholesome Biff bombing. Yessir, we like to keep it simple out here in Frost, Minnesota. We don't need all kinds of fancy gadgets and doo-dads like you perverts up there in the Sin Cities. Nope, when we kick back and relax here in Frost, we get our pipe bombs, go find ourselves a portable toilet, and get down to some serious, quality family-bonding time. BLAM! Hoo-wee, there goes another one! This sure beats cow-tipping!



3 Comments:

At March 30, 2006 1:30 PM, Anonymous P.Rose Straub said...

I have tried to post twice and the blogmaster removes the posts. I'm a good person! I was trying to be funny....
Your neighbor,
P

 
At March 30, 2006 1:39 PM, Blogger Lucas said...

Pirate,
You should have started blogging long ago! This is exactly the kind of shit (whoops, no pun intended) I love to read. Thanks for the chuckle!

 
At March 31, 2006 12:21 PM, Blogger The Pirate of Selby Avenue said...

P Rose,
c'mon back in - the commenting water's fine. This pirate hasn't quite updating his mad blogmastering skills yet (see post above).

 

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