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Friday, March 31, 2006

45 lb. Cat Utterly Fails to Terrorize Small Georgia Town



The Atlanta NBC affiliate reports:
"Sam looks like a footstool, or maybe a large pillow, but in reality, Sam is a living, breathing cat. One who happens to be more than just a little bit fat.

Owner Paul Webster says he has watched his 9-year-old feline grow from a tiny kitten to a 45-pound wonder. In fact, Webster says, Sam is 32 inches long and 34 inches around.

According to his veterinarian, despite Sam’s heft, he’s healthy.

“He’s not overfed. He gets one cup of dry kibble a day. He’s allowed to have two, but he just has one,” Webster said.

And occasionally, Sam gets canned food as a special treat. Perhaps he has a slow metabolism."
Slow metabolism, my foot. I got $5 that says Paul is feeding Sam deep-fried twinkies when nobody's looking.

5 Comments:

At March 31, 2006 11:34 AM, Anonymous h said...

Looks like David The has competition.

 
At March 31, 2006 12:19 PM, Blogger The Pirate of Selby Avenue said...

Dave The's vet in Arizona: "This cat... is a ticking time bomb!"

 
At March 31, 2006 12:39 PM, Blogger Voix said...

Welcome to blog land, mister mansion owner. Pleezed ta meetcha!

 
At March 31, 2006 8:00 PM, Blogger Jason said...

Jason from Nordeast here. Super fun blog and thanks for the visit to mine, O Privateer of St. Paul. Yours will be a regular stop from now on. I'm glad you think of ole Nordeast when you develop the urge to get under the cups. Tell your sister that "Nobody Beats Mayslacks Meats". That sounds dirtier than it was meant.

 
At March 31, 2006 8:39 PM, Blogger Lucas said...

David The could totally take Sam. He's much more agile and more than likely, he's meaner too. Here's to Dave and his massive girth! ARGGGGGG!!!!

 

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