All study and no pillaging makes me go something something...
concerned reader (symoblized by the parrot): ummm, go crazy?Me: Don't mind if I do! Blaaaaaarghh!
Sorry, gentle readers, this is about all the more steam I've got right now. My final final (ever) is May 9th. After that I'm never going to learn a damn thing again. There will be much rejoicing, and I promise more interesting posts. Once I'm done once and for all with The Institute for Advanced Pirate Studies, there will be pillaging and blogging about pillaging for all - so stay tuned!
posted by The Pirate of Selby Avenue @ 7:48 PM
7 Comments:
I can't wait. Good luck. I'll cross both fingers and toes for you.
I'd cross my eyes, but I only have one! Argggggggggg!!! Damn hook hand!
Arrggg, just remember, young Pirate, there's that comprehensive multi-jurisdictional Pirate Exam, and the Multistate Piratical Responsibility Exam that ye must complete before ye can enjoy the monopoly granted ye by the Association of Sworn Pirates....yer pillagin' might be a wee bit less, enthusiastic, let's say, until all of the tests of your mad pirate skills is done....argggg....
I keel-hauled the Multistate Piratical Responsibility Exam back in November. I am one responsible pirate. True, the big Pirate Exam does lurk on the horizaon, but I've got a one week space 'twixt receiving the sheepskin and going underground to prapare for the big one.
Ye scurvy dog! Here's me finest tips and tricks fer the Piratical Exam -
Property Law -
He who has the gold rules...
Criminal Law -
Dead men tell no tales...
Torts -
An eye fer an eye...
Family Law -
Yer married to tha sea, and she's a harsh mistress, to be sure...
Rand! LOL!! I didn't know you were a pirate too! What many talents you pirates have. Makes a land lubber like me jealous of all your treasure!
And not to break with tradition, might I also add Arggggggggggg!
Man, you guys have to help me out over at Chateau Voix. The Pirates vs. Ninjas debate is NOT going in your favor! Seriously!
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