Fashion Cage Match: Zubaz vs. Holiday Sweaters
Alright guests of the Scooby Doo Mansion, we need your input to determine what fashion statement is better: Zubaz or Holiday Sweaters. I'm going to offer some commentary, but your votes (via comments) will determine the winner of this first Scooby Doo Mansion Fashion Cage Match. Ready? Here we go!
Okay, here we go. Zubaz? check. Nascar Shirt? check. Dirty white sneakers? check. So, what's the problem? The problem is that I'm just not buying the hair. It's more of a Sammy Haggar than it is a true Kentucky Waterfall. Let's see what team Holiday Sweater has to offer.
I think her sweater actually has lights attached to it. Too bad they're not actually turned on. Between the two of them, they've managed to incorporate snowmen, snowflakes, and sleds into their holiday sweater oeuvre, which is commendable. They've also chosen to take this stylin' look out to a bar, which is even more commendable.
This looks like a young man who is off to do some serious... well, some serious something. Zubaz + suspenders? Damn! Bank of keyboards? Double-damn! Safety googles? All I can say is, please Hammer, don't hurt 'em.
Why so glum, pal? In case you haven't noticed, you've Santa effing Claus on your chest! Hey wait a minute, is this actually the same guy as in the picture above?
Immediately after this picture was taken, Ross Lipton plumetted from the railing to the field below. However, thanks to the sheer awesomeness of his coordinated Philidelphia Eagles zubaz outfit, he was completely uninjured. Zubaz... they don't just help you look cool, they save lives.
"I'm wearing what?"
Round Four:You know you're stylin' when you're wearing pants that were modeled by the Road Warriors.
Moments later, the whole family opened their eyes to discover that they were wearing the awesomest collection of holiday sweaters ever! I think dad should get extra points for gratuitous bow-tie wearing.