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Tuesday, June 19, 2007

Fashion Cage Match: Zubaz vs. Holiday Sweaters

Alright guests of the Scooby Doo Mansion, we need your input to determine what fashion statement is better: Zubaz or Holiday Sweaters. I'm going to offer some commentary, but your votes (via comments) will determine the winner of this first Scooby Doo Mansion Fashion Cage Match. Ready? Here we go!

Round One:

Okay, here we go. Zubaz? check. Nascar Shirt? check. Dirty white sneakers? check. So, what's the problem? The problem is that I'm just not buying the hair. It's more of a Sammy Haggar than it is a true Kentucky Waterfall. Let's see what team Holiday Sweater has to offer.

I think her sweater actually has lights attached to it. Too bad they're not actually turned on. Between the two of them, they've managed to incorporate snowmen, snowflakes, and sleds into their holiday sweater oeuvre, which is commendable. They've also chosen to take this stylin' look out to a bar, which is even more commendable.

Round Two:

This looks like a young man who is off to do some serious... well, some serious something. Zubaz + suspenders? Damn! Bank of keyboards? Double-damn! Safety googles? All I can say is, please Hammer, don't hurt 'em.

Why so glum, pal? In case you haven't noticed, you've Santa effing Claus on your chest! Hey wait a minute, is this actually the same guy as in the picture above?

Round Three:

Immediately after this picture was taken, Ross Lipton plumetted from the railing to the field below. However, thanks to the sheer awesomeness of his coordinated Philidelphia Eagles zubaz outfit, he was completely uninjured. Zubaz... they don't just help you look cool, they save lives.

"I'm wearing what?"

Round Four:
You know you're stylin' when you're wearing pants that were modeled by the Road Warriors.

Moments later, the whole family opened their eyes to discover that they were wearing the awesomest collection of holiday sweaters ever! I think dad should get extra points for gratuitous bow-tie wearing.


At June 20, 2007 10:09 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think I did that guy with the big Santa on his sweater in 1994. He had that same look on his face the whole time.


At June 20, 2007 7:24 PM, Blogger Lex Ham Rand said...

I think the Zubaz win!

At June 21, 2007 12:53 PM, Blogger Missy said...

Hmm, it's a close match but the Eagles zubas sealed my vote.

At June 22, 2007 10:00 AM, Blogger TROY said...

The key to your question lies in the purpose of said garment.

The the festive sweater wearer knows they are entering a "you're the reason I drink" family event so wear it to redirect focus from a year of failure. So the reason for wearing it = hiding shame.

The Zubaz wearer believes they've found the ultimate garment: stylish and comfortable. Reason for wearing = pride and awesome-itude.

My vote = Zubaz.

At June 25, 2007 9:13 PM, Blogger Lucas said...

Holidorks unite!! We shall defeat the evil Zubaz whose roomy pants do nothing to spread to spread joy and holiday spirit to random strangers! Boooooo to Zubaz!

Hooray for Holiday Sweaters!!


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