None can resist the power of KEYTAR!
Apparently Dog the Bounty Hunter also knows how to shred the keytar.
What's better than a band with a keytar? A band with THREE keytars!
Some keytars may only be approached with a helmet and welder's mask.
Dude, I know you think you're Bertie Higgins, but you're soooo not Bertie Higgins. No Key Largo for you!