
Apparently, somebody thought it would be a good idead to clone
Jay Manuel and have his doppelgangers (how ya like that use of foreign vocabulary?) start a band that wore matching shiny pink suits. And you know what? That somebody was right!

Friends, I'm not going to lie to you - Heino pretty much scares the living shit out of me.

To this day, the debate rages between Zamfir fans: Which Zamfir do they like better - the yound, skinny rebellious Zamfir or the older, fatter sequined jumpsuit-wearing Zamfir?

I had no idea Jackie Torture could play the xylophone. (That's a little inside-baseball for the the Lex-Ham folks.)

Hey Guadalajara Brass, I don't quite know how to break this to you, but
Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass have been there, done that, bought the t-shirt,
and used a functional vehicle.

Dammit! All those years I spent playing guitar, and
now I find out that what French whores truly love is a man who can play the accordian. You've got a mighty sweet life, Jo Basile.

Mi nombre es Barretto. Ray Barretto.

Labels: album covers, awesome, creepy, goddamned foreigners, music
2 Comments:
I could barely get by the Jay Manuel clones...luckly I did. Great laughs.
Pirate,
I love you! But I am jonesing for whatever hilarity you have come up with for Shocking Rugby Songs! Why do you tease me so?
And thanks for the Jackie Torture comment! LOVED it!
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