Busy, busy pirate have little time to post... must... write like... Superman under influence... of kryptonite...
Admiral Nelson once had a roomate named Shirley, you know.
I never did trust that worm.
Is there any other kind of cramp?
That "something special" wouldn't happen to be a mechanical hook, would it?
Evangelical Ninjas, unite!
There, got it all posted in less than five minutes!