Everyone's a Critic, and Most People are DJs.

So help me out, friends - if I were to start spinnin' like DJs Spock and Sue Teller, what should my DJ name be? "DJ Pirate of Selby Avenue" doesn't exactly roll off the tongue, and rumor has it that "DJ Jazzy Jeff" was already taken some time ago. Here's a few monikers I've thought of:

• Bastards of Fun
• Husker Don't
• The Barrister of Booty
• I Hate Wearing Pants
• The Dingo That Ate Your Baby
  
• Hotdish
  
• Total Bastards, Inc.

So, whatch think?