Time to hit the books!
Although I've been busier than a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest lately, I thought I'd relax with a few good books this weekend.
Hey, I think your mom did an awesome job modelling for this cover art. Tell her I said hi.
I hate to rip a fellow pirate, I think the highlander above has the better life. I'm just sayin'.
Why do you think they call it "dope"?
Ok, this the first time I've seen a backcover blurb that read "FULL OF MEAT!" Is this a book or a basement freezer?
Dammit! In a galaxy full of planets, I had crash on one that was full of #&$%*!! virgins!
Hey, Homicidal Virgin, maybe you can't get laid because you're too damn busy killing people. Here's my hint: less murder, more Barry White albums. Just a suggestion.Labels: homosexual agenda, illiteracy, literature, sexy, your mom
posted by The Pirate of Selby Avenue @ 4:26 PM
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I always knew that modeling I did for money way back in the day would catch up with me! Only don't tell The Captain because he only knows me as Acid Princess! If he finds out I am also Marijuana Girl, it may be curtains for us.
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