My big fat Greek (and Vietnamese) Graduation Party / Beer Bust

No photos yet, suffice it to say that the "now you're messin' with a son of a bitch" cake was a big hit and the keg ran dry before sundown.

The Party by the numbers:
square feet of spanokopita devoured: about 15
pukings / challenges to a duel: 0 (that I know of)
gallons of beer quaffed: probably 10
pitas: 100+
pounds of gyros: I dunno, 25, 30? There was a lot, man.
Vietnamese springrolls: 50+ (AC's relatives from outstate Minnesota tried them all - and approved!)

When we party at the Scooby Doo Mansion, we do it right.