Friday Afternoon Videos + Things You Shouldn't Put in Your Trousers

Sorry for the absence, gang, I've been off raiding the Spanish Main for a few days. Hope ya missed me. For starters, we've got yet another Flight of Conchords video (because I just can't pimp these guys enough AND this song is about robots):



Next, a little culinary inspiration as the Swedish Chef shows us how to use a real salad shooter:




And finally: would it be overly obvious for me to speculate that this young man's name just might be Claude Ballz?