This pretty much sums up my day today.

This is how the nephews and I like to kick it on Christmas Eve.

P.S. I forgot to include this in my last post:

"Morans" strike again

Why is that the people who are the most desperate to tell you how to live your life are so consistently incapable of doing so with even a modicum of articulation?






Indeed - "pervesion" is never 100% safe, but neither is leaving your house in the morning - and for my money "pervesion" is a helluva lot more fun.

P.S. I will bet you $10 that the guy in the middle is a total homo.


This is America, when bossing other people around "Don't Use Quotation Marks When You're Not Actually Quoting Someone."

Time to hit the books!

Although I've been busier than a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest lately, I thought I'd relax with a few good books this weekend.


Hey, I think your mom did an awesome job modelling for this cover art. Tell her I said hi.


I hate to rip a fellow pirate, I think the highlander above has the better life. I'm just sayin'.



Why do you think they call it "dope"?

Ok, this the first time I've seen a backcover blurb that read "FULL OF MEAT!" Is this a book or a basement freezer?

Dammit! In a galaxy full of planets, I had crash on one that was full of #&$%*!! virgins!

Hey, Homicidal Virgin, maybe you can't get laid because you're too damn busy killing people. Here's my hint: less murder, more Barry White albums. Just a suggestion.