Ahhh, torts. Sweet, sweet torts.

After languishing for a week in the fetid swamps of property law for my bar prep course, I'm finally being allowed to briefly breathe the sweet, fresh air of tort law. Yep, I'm talking 'bout every form of people doing each other wrong conceivable to the tedious little minds of the legal profession. Did you know it is slander per se to accuse someone else of having leprosy? Well, you do now! Death, disaster and destruction - these are worthy subjects for a budding young pirate to devote his attentions to. Yarrr!

Well, I'm off to hop on my bike and scour Summit Avenue for undefended Spanish galleons ripe for the plucking before I spend four hours in a frigid lecture hall. Wish me luck.

P.S. I heard that the guy who created the rule against perpetuities has leprosy, pass it along.