God's Gifts to Special Ladies

Dear God, it's me.... Margaret. Thank you for this magnificent gift, but I'm a little confused about what the screwdriver is for.

When exactly did the midriff-bearing shirts for men come and go from style? I want to say I recall seeing them around in like 1982 and being creeped out by them even then. At any rate, if you wanna know what living the High Life is all about - friend, you're looking right at it.


Howdy, my name is MadDog MacGee, and this here is my partner Mittens. Together we drive around America in my 18-wheeler, rocking out to Bob Seeger and the Silver Bullet Band, and solving crimes. Check us out on "MadDog and Mittens," on CBS this fall.


Ladies, please inform your Dungeon Master that no saving throw will be successful against my overwhelming Charisma score. Also, I have a Vorpal Sword of Invisibility +10. So I've got that going for me. Any questions?


Business in the front, party in the back, racing stripes on the sides, and a room-temperature IQ from start to finish.


What part of "sexy" don't you understand?