Escape From the Scooby Doo Mansion

You wanted the awesome, you got the awesome!

Friday, April 27, 2007

Well, clearly there's nothing Freudian going on here.

Tuesday, April 17, 2007

The Swedish Chef had a cereal!

Saturday, April 14, 2007

On second thought, maybe I should vote for this guy...

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Eff it. I'm voting for this guy.

Vote for your ruler

When I first came to your planet and demanded your homes, property and very lives, I didn't know you were already doing so, willingly, with your own government. I can win no tribute from a bankrupted nation populated by feeble flag-waving plebians. In 2008 I shall restore your dignity and make you servants worthy of my rule. This new government shall become a tool of my oppression. Instead of hidden agendas and waffling policies, I offer you direct candor and brutal certainty. I only ask for your tribute, your lives, and your vote.

-- General Zod
Your Future President and Eternal Ruler

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