I thought I was going to do something clever, instead I just started stealing stuff.
Hey you guys, long time no post. I know. I kept diddling around with trying to construct these really long posts talking about rock and roll, why the upper midwest is awesome, etc. And ya know what - I don't have the time to put it together right now. What I can do is aggregate some funny crap I've found out here on the internets for your amusement. So here goes nothing.
Ladies and Gentlemen, please enjoy these awesome mug shots:
Now, I hate to engage in baseless speculation, but I have a hunch this guy just might have passed out at a kegger. Call it a hunch.
Remember when yer mom warned you that if you kept making that face, it'd get stuck that way?
If being cool is a crime, lock me up! Preferably not with this guy, though.
Oh, the delicious irony.
Don't play with Steroids, kids:Well, least not if you don't have a sweet 'stache, tinted glasses, and a winning smile.
If you ever wondered what it was like to hang out in the parking lot before a Judas Priest concert in 1986, here's a little taste of lukewarm Budweiser and statutory rape for ya:
and here is pretty much why I was I spent 1986 in my room, listening to The Clash and The Replacements:
wise words, indeed.
In case you forgot how awesome Benny Hill, lemme remind you:
Okay, that's all the awesomeness I have to share right now. More later.