Escape From the Scooby Doo Mansion

You wanted the awesome, you got the awesome!

Sunday, May 04, 2008

I thought I was going to do something clever, instead I just started stealing stuff.

Hey you guys, long time no post. I know. I kept diddling around with trying to construct these really long posts talking about rock and roll, why the upper midwest is awesome, etc. And ya know what - I don't have the time to put it together right now. What I can do is aggregate some funny crap I've found out here on the internets for your amusement. So here goes nothing.

Ladies and Gentlemen, please enjoy these awesome mug shots:

Now, I hate to engage in baseless speculation, but I have a hunch this guy just might have passed out at a kegger. Call it a hunch.

Remember when yer mom warned you that if you kept making that face, it'd get stuck that way?

If being cool is a crime, lock me up! Preferably not with this guy, though.

Oh, the delicious irony.

Don't play with Steroids, kids:Well, least not if you don't have a sweet 'stache, tinted glasses, and a winning smile.

If you ever wondered what it was like to hang out in the parking lot before a Judas Priest concert in 1986, here's a little taste of lukewarm Budweiser and statutory rape for ya:

and here is pretty much why I was I spent 1986 in my room, listening to The Clash and The Replacements:

wise words, indeed.

In case you forgot how awesome Benny Hill, lemme remind you:

Okay, that's all the awesomeness I have to share right now. More later.

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